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2 hours ago on April 18th | J | 313 notes
busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf



this is literally the best post ever

busy-tobeinlove:

professionalcinnabon:

professionalcinnabon:

woke up to a blood stain on my bedsheets wtf

this is literally the best post ever

5 hours ago on April 18th | J | 235,293 notes
Hey, I'm re-writing the nasty monster thing and I was wondering if I could get some input on Vikings and exile? Did they do it? And if so, what got someone exiled? Any rules around it? Thank you for your time!


avannak:

dyannehs:

The Vikings did practice something akin to exile.  They practiced a system called “outlawry,” which has some pretty interesting aspects to it.  While standard exile is just, “Get out of our country.  See you never,” outlawry was a bi more…more.

The Icelandic loved outlawry as a punishment.  The rest of the civilization outlawed people, too, but the Icelandic seemed to have a particular affinity for it.  It was their most common form of punishment.  I think it’s because the punishment carries a sort of Hunger Games quality to it that they found vastly entertaining.  The Icelandic were assholes.

There were two types of outlawry: full outlawry (skóggangur) and lesser outlawry (fjörbaugsgarður)

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Yes, this was super helpful! Thank you so, so, so much!

As I was reading I was thinking Lesser Outlaw totally fit what happens to Hiccup, so that’s perfect!  Though he doesn’t quite make the three-year mark in hitchups… he has to negotiate his return, but perhaps I can wiggle things around for him to negotiate his three safe-places instead?  I know it’s supposed to happen when he’s sentenced, but since it was mostly an implied sentence on his half (having just up and left)…?  Well, there’s a lot of grey area in there, anyway.  Maybe I’ll just stretch the time he was gone.  And I think killing mama-death is a big enough gesture to erase his stigma.

It’s interesting though—as I read this I was thinking what a great “hiccstrid” deviation it would be for those two to be outlawed together, and then have to form their own shelter and lives together through that.  Talk about a crowd pleaser. XD

You have have scared me away from Iceland forever.

5 hours ago on April 18th | J | 21 notes

kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this

5 hours ago on April 18th | J | 442,593 notes
me: I'm pretty sure I would marry every single Avenger.
obnoxious friend: Black Widow is an Avenger.
me: Did I fucking stutter?
6 hours ago on April 18th | J | 117 notes

jaclcfrost:

i like it when people think i’m younger than i actually am because it’s like yes. yes i have fooled you. you think i look young but in reality i am not and have been alive for several centuries. i am centuries old. i am immortal. and i’ve fooled you

6 hours ago on April 18th | J | 12,325 notes
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deja-f-you:

Favorite part.

6 hours ago on April 18th | J | 9,219 notes

theartofanimation:

Stone JH

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flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

The fact he let the guy who killed Uncle Ben go. 

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

The fact he let the guy who killed Uncle Ben go. 

6 hours ago on April 18th | J | 590,021 notes