Bitch Please I'm Fabulous

I'm a lover not a fighter. (◡‿◡✿)

but I'll crack your teeth. (⊙‿⊙✿)
aattofirefall:

senashenta:

berks-dragon-trainer:

IT’S STILL IN THEATERS

This is actually a really huge deal. HTTYD2 has been in the theaters around here since June 12th and it’s still playing now. Nowadays movies just… don’t stay in theaters for that long. Around here it’s usually a two to three week run at best. So it’s REALLY saying something about HTTYD2 that it’s still running after six whole weeks!
On top of that, they’re doing PREORDERS for the DVD and blu-ray, which they NEVER do around here. The only other one that’s been up for pre-order in the last few YEARS was The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. This says a LOT about HTTYD2’s popularity. <33

Yesterday was the last day it was in theaters for my area (it came out June 12th as well) and if course I went to go see it again :D

aattofirefall:

senashenta:

berks-dragon-trainer:

IT’S STILL IN THEATERS

This is actually a really huge deal. HTTYD2 has been in the theaters around here since June 12th and it’s still playing now. Nowadays movies just… don’t stay in theaters for that long. Around here it’s usually a two to three week run at best. So it’s REALLY saying something about HTTYD2 that it’s still running after six whole weeks!

On top of that, they’re doing PREORDERS for the DVD and blu-ray, which they NEVER do around here. The only other one that’s been up for pre-order in the last few YEARS was The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. This says a LOT about HTTYD2’s popularity. <33

Yesterday was the last day it was in theaters for my area (it came out June 12th as well) and if course I went to go see it again :D

3 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 49 notes
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heyitspj:

You see this post is amazing to me for a number of reasons. Nowhere on earth are Uggs of this height made and sold regularly.  The phones, which I am assuming are flip, in this day and age are not sold either due to their being obselete. That means that someone had to either craft from scratch or custom order this boot. They also had to somehow collect enough flip phones to be able to fill the boot. The fact that so much effort went into a single 6 second clip on the internet shows how far the indomitable human spirit can push onward in order to complete a task. I think that’s beautiful.Life is beautiful.

7 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 118,056 notes
Tagged as: #incredible 
emptyheadgamer:

emptyheadgamer:

I found this weird bobblehead thing a thrift store years ago. To this day I still have no idea what it is or where its from.

No seriously, does anyone know that this thing is?

I think it&#8217;s Jar Jar Binx 

emptyheadgamer:

emptyheadgamer:

I found this weird bobblehead thing a thrift store years ago. To this day I still have no idea what it is or where its from.

No seriously, does anyone know that this thing is?

think it’s Jar Jar Binx 

13 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 5 notes
schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

schoolfact:

laugh your ass off here

14 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 50,060 notes

littlemammal:

at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i signed it as donald duck i always sign as donald duck im sorry”

14 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 140,163 notes

Which -dere do you think I am?

psycho-chi:

Tsundere - Hostile outside, loving on the inside

Yandere - Sweet outside, obsessive and psychotic inside

Kuudere - Silent/cool, turns loving afterwards

Dandere - Usually quiet until the right person comes along


Kamidere - Just like tsundere but has a god-like complex

Dorodere - Sweet outside, messed up and disturbed inside

Deredere - Loving and affectionate

Himedere- Just like tsundere, but princess-like

15 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 112,574 notes

Corruption of Champions (Open NSFW RP)

gaybreedingseason:

fuzzykitty01:

Hiccup blushed and huffed petulantly. He averted his eyes and muttered, 

"Yeah I guess." He shivered and got goosebumps from how close Yonse suddenly was. The spider boy was asking if he could make himself useful but Hiccup was too distracted to think of anything. His blush grew brighter and his freckles looked black against the dusting of red along his nose. Hiccup shifted away from Yonse, but subtly pressed his legs together to hide the effect he had on him. 

"Uh I-I guess you could do a few…few things around here." Hiccup squeaked as he tried not to look Yonse in the eye. His face felt hot and Hiccup just knew it was dark red. 

"Oh? like what? im eager to know~" oh, what was this? he wasnt even trying to do anything and the herm boy was starting to bush redder than an imps butt~!

He let a grin spread on his face, not so much a lecherous one has yesterdays,but possibly just a mite unsettling. 

Hiccup’s eyes darted up to look at Yonse before he lost his nerve. His ears were glowing with his uncontrollable blush, but Hiccup gritted his teeth and was determined not to make a fool of himself. 

"Well you could…" Hiccup trailed off as he hastily thought up some innane chores Yonse could do, "…guard the camp? We could take turns throughout the night to make sure Imps don’t try to rape us in our sleep." 

Hiccup may have said too much with the last bit. He could feel Yonse’s growing smirk and he had a feeling Imps weren’t the only thing he should be worried about. Hiccup felt hot around the collar and fought off his rapidly darkening blush. He bit his lip and squeezed his legs closer together. 

21 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 606 notes

Steve Irwin is a Guardian of Childhood

treepelta113:

nutella-fandom:

he is the Guardian of Curiosity
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HOLY FRICK DO YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS IT MEANS HE’S NOT DEAD IT’S JUST THAT NO ONE BELIEVES IN HIM ANY MORE

I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE 

34 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 723 notes

A threesome fanfiction involving Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., and Chris Pratt, by Chris Pratt.

I approve.

35 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 39,230 notes
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tyleroakley:

another day, another moment where I can’t not reblog this

37 minutes ago on August 1st | J | 478,165 notes